Arroyo Fairways at 42751 East Florida Avenue, Hemet, California.

★*TOO MUCH TRAFFIC IN THIS MOBILE HOME PARK VENUE. THE GOLF COURSE IS FULL OF DIVITS, HOLES, + TRASHY.
THE MANAGEMENT DOESN'T SEEM TO TREAT THE RESIDENTS + THEIR GUESTS IN A PROPER, CORDIAL MANNER. ALSO THE MANAGEMENT DOESN'T SEEM TOO CONCERNED ABOUT THE PROMISCUITY THAT APPEARS QUITE OFTEN WHEN NEW RESIDENTS MOVE IN.
NOW THAT'S GIVING A "HELLO NEIGHBOR!" + "WELCOME HANDSOME" A HOLE NEW MEANING, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? DIDN'T SEE ANY CHIPPENDALE TYPES THOUGH, SORRY LADIES, AND YOU, BE-HAVE NOW MEN!

NOW WE KNOW WHY THE SCOTSMEN WEAR THOSE "KILTS!" IT'S BECAUSE SHEEP CAN HEAR A 'ZIPPER' A MILE AWAY!!!

BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR NEW SPONSOR: "SCOTTISH AIRWAYS," TODAY'S ANSWER FOR TOMORROWS SHEEP.
"EVERY MAN IS A LITTLE 'SCOTCH,' NOW + THEN!!
THANK YOU.
(THAT WAS REALLY BAAAAD, DADDY!) BUT DO IT AGAIN, I WANT TO WATCH THIS TIME.